|He's only cute when he sleeps|
You see, he used to just jump on us, meow, jump up by the window shade, rattle that, meow some more, knock some shit off the side table and then meow some more.
But Bootsy is the Terminator cat that is going to be the end of us all. He's a learning asshole cat. He's actually figured out our technology. And he's using it against us.
We have one of those iHome clock radios. You know the kind, it's got a dock to charge your iPhone or iPod on top. Other than that...it's pretty much a regular clock radio. And Bootsy has figured out how to work it.
He turns the radio on and off. We adjust the volume lower, but he has figured out how to fix that issue too. He also knows how to turn the alarm off and on. My favorite thing, and by that I mean my least favorite thing, is that he has learned how to set the alarm so that it goes off in 2 minutes.
He sets the alarm for two minutes in the future. I don't even know how to do that! How the fuck has our cat figured out to set a fucking alarm?
He's such an asshole.