Dec 17, 2009

The Colbert Rapport

Update: Viacom and Youtube are a bunch of bitches.  Here's the clip from Hulu.  And the 16-second advertisement up front that goes along with it.  Fuckers!

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I love New York, King of all the Cities
Lived up by the Guggenheim, ’til I got some kiddies
Moved to Connecticut, ‘bye George Pataki
Volvo to the dry-cleaners, pickin’ up my khakis

Shoppin’ mall is close, my community is gated
My shorties are all private school educated
Home theater system, 60-inch plasma
Clean suburban air, much better for my asthma

Still hit the city, Times Square, keep it real
Hard Rock Cafe for the appetizer deal
M&M Store, Disney Store, I’m in heaven
I own this town from 41st to 47th

Take you to The Lion King, that show is fantastic
Leave half an hour early so I can beat the traffic
I can get home really fast, driver rocks an E-Z Pass
Land of cheaper gas and the upper middle class

lyrics provided by: The No Fact Zone


Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. Jay-Z, who?


Bruce Johnson said...

Viacomm blocked this content on I will just have to imagine how good it must have been.

Railroad Charlie said...

Why do they block and/or remove the content? Some corporate whore misses out on 2 friggin' cents? Money grubbers. It's ridiculous. Who invented copyrights any damn way? Isn't the point to get the content out to the audience. Hulu is proof that customers will sit through ads to view their desired episode. Google is also running simultaneous ads within YouTube videos, so who gives a shit? I'm sick of it!

hello haha narf said...

embedding disabled by request? by the request of who? or is it whom?

cocksucker, now i am even madder!

Verdant Earl said...

The mother-fuckers!

Barlinnie said...

Not available to view outside of the USA... just my luck.

justsomethoughts... said...

ignerce is bliss.
i am blissful.
i have no idea whats going on here.

Mrs. Hall said...

it's good to see Ms. Keyes making fun of herself a bit, loosening up her intense piano purge of womanly issues.


intense piano purge of womanly issues.

that's good commenting right there!

ok good

Mrs. Hall Out!!

Verdant Earl said...

Jimmy - this is approaching comic proportions.

Duder - you are better off.

Michelle said...


savannah said...

how cool was that, sugar? good for alicia and good for stephen colbert! i needed a laugh. xoxoxo

Verdant Earl said...

Michelle - exactly!

Savannah - They rock so much! You too!