...and they all have to do with going to the movies.
1. Commercials that air before the previews. I fucking hate commercials at the movies! I pay my $10 bucks or so and now I have to sit through fucking commercials! They even do commercials of movie trailers before the coming attractions sometmes. If I were Emperor of the World, I would cease and desist all commercials at the theater!
2. The idiots who work behind the concession stand. Why does it take 5 minutes for these high school kids to take my $15 and give me a large popcorn and a large bottle of water? If I were Emperor of the World I would kill these fucking idiots!
3. Paying $15 to get annoyed by the idiots at the concession stand. I think the actual cost of a large popcorn and a large soda is somewhere in the neighborhood of 50 cents or so. How is it possible that the theater owners can mark it up by 2000%. I'm not exactly sure on the validity of my math there, but it's marked up a fucking lot. My math skillz deteriorate when I'm pissed, yo! But what can you do. Gotta have your popcorn at the movies. It's like crack to a, er, um, crack-head or something. If I were Emperor of the World there would be free food for the masses! At least cheap food for the masses...when they are at the movies, ok?
4. The fact that they won't let me watch my movies in the theater while dressed only in my undies. Well, I don't really hate that, but it is my preferred costume while catching a flick at home. If I were Emperor of the World I would have "Clothing Optional" theaters as well as the normal, uptight ones. Sheesh!