I finally was able to fall back asleep when our neighbor began shooting his cannon...yes, his cannon...over the harbor in remembrance of the men and women who served this country and lost their lives. They were blanks, in case you were wondering. Loud-as-fuck blanks.
And here I thought Memorial Day meant you could sleep in late on a Monday in early Summer.
Happy fucking Memorial Day!
UPDATE - What the fuck? I never thought I would see the day that the Yankees would wear red caps. This was mandated by MLB, by the way. Every team is wearing red caps today. No way Team Steinbrenner makes this choice on their own. Feh.
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Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. Kittens and texting and cannons, oh my!
11 comments:
Hey, if a guy can't shoot off his cannon, what kind of holiday is it ???
Heff - I just wished he waited another hour or so is all. Actually, I thought it was kinda cool. Just too early.
Hahahaha, neighbor shooting a cannon... are you sure you're not living in some weird 70s TV sitcom. That plot line was once in Green Acres, I think.
Faiqa - Oh, I'm positive that I'm living in some weird 70's sitcom. Just not sure which one. All in the Family is a strong contender at this point.
note to self: teach Mac to text
and get a cannon
happy memorial day to you too!
and yes, the butt, it smells!
the phone started ringing at 0500h here, sugar, so i am so feelin y'alls pain. *sigh* xoxoxo
(i think i started drinking at 1000h)
Those hats suck almost as much as Fred Durst.
Holly - it's a butt, of course.
Savannah - Drinking might have helped.
Limpy - Nothing sucks as much as Fred Durst.
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!
Did you get my text? It simply said "YOU SMELL GREEN MAN!!!"
Ugly ass hat!!!
Michelle - and the color of the enemy!
"wrasslin' match on my head" cracks me up. no matter how else i wanna comment i keep coming back to that and laughing.
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