Of course everyone has seen that clip or a mashup of that clip by now. Still funny after all these years. It just got me wondering what other bad news Walker might have delivered at some point or another.
Lou Gehrig - "Walker told me I have Lou Gehrig's disease. I should have seen that coming."
Michael Vick - "Walker told me I am being sent to Hell when I die and Satan is a pitbull. Fuck my life."
The Octomom - "Walker told me that one of my kids is gonna kill me someday. It's like a Greek tragedy. Starring Chuck Norris as the Oracle."
Ryan Seacrest - "Walker told me that I was gay. But I think he misunderstood me when I asked to him if I could give him a hand job. I meant as a hand model, um, on my show. Sheesh!"
Rush Limbaugh - "Walker told me I was an asshole. He obviously wasn't the first."
President Barack Obama - "Walker told me about all the hard times I would face as the leader of our great nation. The war on terror, the slumping economy, our nation's diminished role on the world stage. Then he told me he was gonna endorse Huckabee for President. Phew!"
Alex Rodriguez - "Walker told me that I would be outed by Selena Roberts as a steroids user. But I was too busy kissing myself in the mirror to really give a damn."
Paris Hilton - "Walker told me that I'm a no-talent, slack-eyed, loser of a whore. That's hot!"
Donald Trump - "Walker told me that my hair looks ridiculous. Hello, pot! This is the kettle. You're black!"
Slyde - "Walker told me that I've always had a secret man-crush on Earl. I told him that if loving Earl is wrong, then I don't wanna be right! Wooo-gaaah!!!"
Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. Chuck Norris doesn't just take the quiz, he knocks it on it's ass with a roundhouse kick.