It really doesn't matter to me who these geniuses choose to play The First Avenger. There is just no way that Captain America is gonna translate from the wacky world of comic books to your local multiplex. Sure they did it with Iron Man, right? But the difference between Cap and Iron Man is that Iron Man always had the potential for looking cool on the big screen. Cap, on the other hand, wears a ridiculous outfit and throws a shield. Yeah, he's a bit goofy. So they should really pick somebody who will embrace Cap's inner goofball. Someone who can do justice to this theme song:
When Captain America throws his mighty shield,
All those who chose to oppose his shield must yield!
If he's led to a fight and a duel is due,
Then the red and the white and the blue'll come through.
When Captain America throws his mighty shield.
Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. I'm hoping for Zach Galiafinakis.