= So it appears that we, the royal "we", might be stuck in a abnormal cosmic bubble of space-time that is void of matter. That's right bitches, when I want my science news I go straight to the source. USA Today. In all seriousness, I have been feeling a little foggy lately. I knew something wasn't right with the space/time continuum (two "u"'s in a row? Really?).
= Remember my post from a few months ago in which I called Spike Lee a racist douchebag? Yeah, he's still that guy. Now we can add hypocrite to the list. Fuck him.
= So have you seen Sarah Palin play the flute yet? Howabout her performance in the swimsuit competition? Has it really fucking come down to this? My. God. Feel free to make any obscene comments you wish about her blowing on the flute in that first clip. Go ahead, you know you wanna.
= Speaking of Sarah Palin, this painting hanging up in at the Old Town Ale House in Chicago finally puts to rest her position on the current administration. She's pro-Bush. (Credits to a certain Water Logged Canine for that particular joke - Earl)
= Do you love midgets as much as I do? Then you are gonna have a blast perusing this site's list of the 22 Most Sensational Midgets Ever. The only problem I have with the list...how come Bushwick Bill only made it to #19? That man is a fucking genius!
Reminder: Watch the VP debate tonight. However it turns out, it is bound to be entertaining.