Apr 21, 2009

N.F.B. (Stellubnikufesin)

It's been an interesting day. Rainy, but interesting. Let's see what else happened on Monday, shall we?
  • Finally! Something interesting about the whole Twilight phenomena. Frankly, this makes more sense than "seeing it all in a dream" as she claims, but it's still probably not true. I'm pretty sure that Mormons consider plagiarism to be a mortal sin. That and polygamy.
  • Speaking of, ahem, literature...Dan Brown announced that the sequel to "The Da Vinci Code" will be called "The Lost Symbol" and I assume that it is going to have something to do with this guy.
  • Gia has had a cold for the past three days. Guess what I got today? Ain't love grand?
  • Have you ever wondered what it looks like if you got to see yourself sneezing in slow motion? You have? Fucking freaks!
  • I'm probably just as sick of the Lolcats ripoffs as anyone. But this one is almost offensive enough to make me laugh. Almost.
  • Kim Kardashian (I always think of Star Trek when I see her name) should probably get one of her groupie friends to put some sunscreen on her face. Or, ya know...wake her up when she falls asleep on a beach in Mexico.
  • What exactly is opposite marriage? Isn't that, um, like being single or something? But her teeth sure look nice. Awwwwwkward.
Gonna go bang my head against the wall now.

Hat tip to Mahalo, Gorilla Mask, What Would Tyler Durden Do? and Warming Glow for all the content you see above. Hey...I'm sick, ok?


Note: Remember to play the Bug-Eyed Trivia Challenge every day. But use a hand sanitizer. My germs are all over those bad boys.


Michelle said...

The sneezers looked like they were either in pain, having some sort of epileptic fit, having an orgasm or I guess sneezing.

And everybody knows what opposite marriage is right?

Take care of that cold buddy!!!

hello haha narf said...

this list was way fun ("bunk beds, mother fuckers." ha!), but you gotta do me a HUGE favor. any way to have your links open in another window?

also, i'm so thankful that someone else also thinks of star trek when they see that freak.

and miss california? should be punched in the perfectly made up face.

Avitable said...

I thought Angels and Demons was the sequel to The Da Vinci Code?

Elise said...

Went one step further and filmed someone sneezing and played it back in slow motion... Long story. Involved and excaped dog and a man dressed as a woman. But yeah, sneezing in slow motion is freaky. xx

Hope you get well soon

Verdant Earl said...

Michelle - hot soup.

Becky - I don't know if I can change it. Lemme play around. You can always right click on the link and choose "Open Link in New Window" or "Open Link in New Tab". And that works for me because it is less work on my end. ;)

Avitable - No. Angels and Demons was written before The Da Vinci Code so I guess that The Da Vinci Code is a sequel to it.

Elise - Read that twice and it still doesn't make much sense. Must be the cold. :)

2abes said...

i thought the twilight phenomena was only in the teenage girl demographic...never thought i'd see it here...since Gia got you sick she should make you a nice big breakfast today!, with bacon, because BE loves everything bacon! Feel better

Slyde said...

So, because gia is sick, you want a makeover? what the fuck is that link for?

Verdant Earl said...

2abes - I really could go for some bacon today, but she is sick in bed too. Not. A. Good. Day.

Slyde - I googled "Ain't Love Grand" and that picture came up. Just thought it was goofy/funny. Leave me alone.

Ookami Snow said...

TJ-Max Son!

That is a great site.

Heff said...

ok, the wigger stuff DID crack me up.

Dr Zibbs said...

My wife is so into Twilight you'd think she was 12.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to go back to beating her.

Miss Britt said...

So when is this Lost Symbol thingie expected to be available for public consumption?

Verdant Earl said...

Ookami - that one was my favorite as well.

Heff - I kinda felt bad for laughing, but talk about your douchebags!

Zibbs - let the beatings commence!

Britt - I believe it will be available in the middle of September. Ron Howard and Tom Hanks are counting their money already! Mwah-ha-ha!!!

Barlinnie said...

Sneezing is it? God almighty.. the mammy-in-law once sneezed so hard, she turned the windscreen of my vehicle into a stained glass windae!

Snot funny I tell you.

Faiqa said...

That Miss California better hope I don't see her in a bar making out with one of her Girls Gone Wild buddies.

pure evyl said...

I did crack a smile on one of those LOL's that should count for something, I guess.

~E said...

AHAHAHAH! I read that speach by Miss California on my Yahoo news reader and I had myself a hearty guffaw at her expense.

Stupid beauty queens.

Bruce Johnson said...

As a little side note, I collect Kim Kardashian. I started about a year ago after she broke out of her BFF Paris Hilton's shadow and started accumlating her own pack of Papparazzi. I knew she must have retained a pretty good agent and publicist to get as much media attention as she was starting to get, so I put together a collection of celebrity gossip / blog websites and started checking them every day. Sure enough, Kim started popping up with an alarming frequency, then came Dancing with the Stars and Keeping up the Kardashians, etc. So far I have about 600 images of this little bubble-butt vixen in my pictures folder at work. They play in the little picture views on the Vista sidebar all day long. By the time her star finally fades, I expect to have about 30,000 image of her. I guess this is my version of Baseball Cards. Geez, celebrity is just strange.