Jul 4, 2008

Happy 4th


Here's a little something for you to do whilst celebrating 232 years of claiming we are better than everyone else.

Go ahead. Pull my finger.

10 comments:

Suzi Q said...

Bring it on, Canada can take you!

I just read that the average Canadian walks about 900 miles a year. And on average, Canadians drink about 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, we get about 41 miles to the gallon. How do you like them apples!

Have a good long weekend party, have one for me!

Verdant Earl said...

Paige - I just calculated the approximate number of beers I drink in a given week and then extrapolated to figure out the num ber of gallons of it I drink in a year. I'm scared.

"They try to make me go to rehab, and I said no, no, no!!!"

Kaye Waller said...

I love this so much I want to shoot off some fireworks in its honor.

Verdant Earl said...

Steph - It's about time someone created the virtual fart. ;)

TK Kerouac said...

I don't know why passing of gas amuses so many, but I laugh like a young school boy everytime, something is very wrong, very wrong

Verdant Earl said...

TK - Heya...gas is a blast!!!

elizabeth said...

Earl - I thought I told you that picture was PRIVATE! I knew I shouldn't have sent it... LOL.

Verdant Earl said...

Liz - the private one is under my mattress. ;)

Bruce Johnson said...

If I were fighting in Afganistan, the last thing I would be fighting for is Jessica Simpson in a bikini.

Verdant Earl said...

Lotus - Now you catch the sweet irony of my post. Well done.